EITHER WAYS YOU'RE SCREWED

The phrase, “either ways you’re screwed,” rings true in regards to a lot of things in life. But when I hear that line in my head, another line seems to always follow right behind it:  “So you mind as well as do what YOU want.”


If you don’t listen to your parents, they’ll scold you.
If you listen to them, they’ll criticize you.
So either ways you’re screwed.

If you say how you really feel about the shirt your grandma made you, she might never speak to you again.
If you pretend to like the shirt, you’ll be stuck wearing it.
So either ways you’re screwed.

If you try to pursue your dreams, you may fail so people will laugh and you'll feel miserable.
If you don't try to pursue your dreams, you'll be a coward and feel miserable for the rest of your life.
So either ways you’re screwed.

If you divorce, you may realize too late that you lost someone that was the best you'd ever get and you should've just worked it out.
If you remain married, you may be miserable for the rest of your life and miss out on a better opportunity.
So either ways you're screwed.

If you don't wash your hands enough, you might get sick.
If you wash your hands too much, your body won't build up enough anti-bodies.
So either ways you're screwed.

If you quit your job to find another, you might lose your house.
If you stay at your job just to settle, you’re giving up your real dreams.
So either ways you’re screwed.

Either ANY ways YOU ARE SCREWED...so you mind as well as choose the option that YOU want.

Because..............................................either ways you’re screwed.